Step 1: Listen to Shine by Collective Soul.
Step 2: Gather pancake ingredients, blueberries, and whipped cream.
Step 3: Make pancakes (I made my apple pancakes recipe but added 1 Tablespoon sugar and left out the chopped apples to make regular pancakes.)
Step 4: Make a smiley face with blueberries and fangs with whipped cream. Since I couldn’t find a vegan whipped cream in a can, I used So Delicious Coco Whip in a cake decorator to squeeze out the fangs. (Update 2018: I found vegan whip cream at Whole Foods!)
Step 5 (Optional): Serve with coffee, orange juice, and a crossword puzzle from May 10, 1994.